Yuck...

I have the crud.

Sore throat....check
Swollen nodes....check
Fever....check
Headache....check
Body aches....check
Earache....check
Sinus pain....check
Cough....check
Sneezing....check
Runny nose....check
Chest pain....check

Sounds like a Nyquil commercial.

I've been told I have Strep Pneumonia.

I was also jokingly told that I might have swine flu on top of it.

So.Not.Funny.